alphaflyer:

Stunning.

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober.

a-scar-filled-sky:

Fucking seriously I hate this its so stupid

I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell.

sophieowls:

kylemus:

Tumblr rule #1: always reblog the creator

god hes so cute.

imaginethedarkerside:

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

melomoods:

shannonxd:

mescalineforbreakfast:

Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

#CurrentMood

#Same

hannibb:

werewolfetude:

PSA:

Some people have sex and that’s okay

Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay

but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese

stay in your lane

sharingneedles:

I MADE A DIAGRAM OF ME

I just found hope. I’ve never truly felt optimistic and happy before. there has always been sadness in my life whether recognizable or not. I’m going to be okay. Everything is going to be okay. I don’t have to suffer anymore. I control my fate. And I believe in me. 

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.