emocas:

[KICKS DOWN YOUR DOOR] COBRA STARSHIP IS BACK[BREAKS A WINDOW] NEW SONGS BEING RECORDED[SETS HOUSE ON FIRE] COBRA STARSHIP[STARTS CRYING] FANGS UP MOTHERFUCKERS

momcrotch:

Someone could tell me I’m the most important person to them a thousand times and I’d still be terrified of annoying them.

seashellhouse:

I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a dumb movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.

shadowstep-of-bast:

imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along

and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused

pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

btvs appreciation week • day six - favourite storyline or character development: spike(&buffy)
      ↪ "When I say, ‘I love you,’ it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength. I’ve seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You’re a hell of a woman. You’re the one, Buffy."

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

quazza:

sammysdimples:

mcchampionpants:

newpope:

piobrando:

this is my favorite family feud moment

image

no one witnesses the fall of humanity more than him

I’m crying

steve harvey is the best host this show has ever had god blesst

twelvepaldii:

pendragoned:

#THAT’S BIG COMING FROM YOU CAPTAIN AMERICA

the only thing that makes this better is that that chick is black widow

holy-time-lord-of-gallifrey:

Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.

frillypinkdreams:

rraaaarrl:

Petting a marshmallow [x]

omg ;v;